Late Night Disposal
That evil grin… 

That evil grin… 

Guys please stop fightin. Crayons I’ve just ate are way better!

Guys please stop fightin. Crayons I’ve just ate are way better!

Caffeine makes me post this kind of shiz„,

Caffeine makes me post this kind of shiz„,

Labeling at my finest!

Labeling at my finest!

Dad's attempt to find me a girlfriend
Dad: Son, if you're going to marry someone she should be like this blonde (points out iJustine on youtube) I liked her eyes. So find someone like her.
Me: O_o
Are you sure we are not lost?

Are you sure we are not lost?

I imagine people studying Linguistics are all some of them like this…

I imagine people studying Linguistics are all some of them like this…

I actually stopped while eating it 0_o

I actually stopped while eating it 0_o

For today’s garbage, I blame my f(r)iend which he is responsible for waking me up very early after a day without sleep and you know what he did after that? After my second sleepless day he made me not to go to sleep early! AGAIN. MADDENING!!

Which this brings us the part that my body is freakin genius when it comes to sleeping. If its night it doesn’t matter how sleepy/tired i am. I cant bloody sleep!

Usually people counts imaginary sheeps to help them sleep. I tried so hard on that so I became a shepherd. Even though this does not help at all.

So here I am, bloggin some shiz that no one will ever read. Wasn’t that was my motive to do this? Yes, it was. Future generations will hate me for filling the garbage can of the internets. Does not matter. Im fulfilling my wishes!

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

Not a dildo!